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The one word I heard over and over again on Wall Street this past week was “shitshow,” and
with good reason. U.S. equity markets lost some $7 trillion in value on Thursday and Friday after Donald Trump announced tariffs of anywhere between 10 percent and 54 percent on virtually every country in the world, many without rhyme or reason. In a cheery note, Bruce Kasman, the chief economist at JPMorgan Chase, increased the probability of a recession this year to 60 percent, up from 40 percent. “This big beautiful economy that actually was rolling pretty
good with jobs and inflation coming down. [This] feels more like the Game of Thrones red wedding,” the longtime investment banker and Biden ally Robert Wolf said on Fox News, referring to a scene in which all the guests were brutally murdered. “I mean, it’s not going well.” 

The panic stems in part from the widespread confusion over whether the so-called “reciprocal” tariffs Trump imposed—in fact, the tariff rates were
calculated based on the U.S. trade balance with each country, not trade barriers—were intended to be an opening bid to negotiate more than a hundred new bilateral agreements, or rather were expressly intended to be a semi-permanent new source of revenue. According to one prominent M&A banker, C.E.O.s are nervous, very nervous. “The concern goes beyond tariffs,” the banker said, “to our economic framework in general, and what it means to upset the world order, and what it means
politically. There is a concern that not enough people in the White House understand the implications here.” 

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This banker gave me an example of a company that has a manufacturing plant in Wisconsin
that makes products that are sold in Canada and are shipped on a daily basis across the border. He said the C.E.O.s he talks to are already thinking about closing the U.S. manufacturing plant and building a new plant in Canada to avoid the tariffs. “That’ll be a net American job loser,” he said. 

The M&A banker was particularly focused on the second-order effects of the tariffs on corporate earnings.
At some point, he predicted, the tariff histrionics will peter out, and the stock market will have a nice bounce back up. But then the effect of the tariffs, at whatever level they shake out, will begin to show up later this year in corporate earnings, where it really matters. “That’s what’s going to worry the market more,” he said. “It’s hard to imagine that the downturn is not significant.” Moreover, he added, “These things take just a long time to change, and even if they do, our
trading partners are going to be wary of what we’ve done here, and you’re going to see a kind of general trade shift, with the obvious beneficiary being China.” 

Even among the Republican C.E.O.s he talks to—generally an optimistic bunch, and predisposed to giving the president the benefit of the doubt—he senses despair. Some are beginning to fixate more on issues like democracy, and checks and balances in Washington,
as it’s become clearer that the guardrails that constrained Trump during his first term no longer exist. Others are fed up with the capitulation they’ve observed from their peers.  “This is not about the school that says, ‘Woe is me. We’ve ruined the country,’” he said. “You don’t get that from C.E.O.s. Instead, you get, ‘Man, buckle your seat belt, this is going to be one rough ride.’”

Alas, fear is setting in that the president is not, in fact, playing 4D chess. As one Wall
Street attorney close to the Trump administration explained it to me, the president believes in his bones that other countries have been ripping off the United States by selling us cheap goods while protecting their own industries. “And irrespective of what the consequences may be, he’s going to set that straight,” this person told me, while conceding the obvious point that has governed thinking on tariffs for generations: “Responding to tariffs with tariffs only makes the problem worse. Tariffs
are a bad idea even if they’re retaliatory because, ultimately, you’re beggaring your own consumers. And you’re protecting inefficient industries that will ultimately collapse. It’s not a path to prosperity. It’s a path to impoverishment for all parties.” 

That’s not to say we should give “a free pass” to countries that tariff our exports, he said, but addressing the imbalance requires a bit more
diplomatic and strategic framework. “We can’t be pro-tariff when it’s the rest of the world, and anti-tariff when it’s us,” he said. “You either think tariffs are a bad idea, which I do—and I think all this is stupid and bad—or you don’t. Two wrongs don’t make a right.” 

A better approach, he suggested, would be akin to what Bill Clinton did with NAFTA, which encouraged other
countries to drop their tariffs on the U.S. “Maybe I’m just a global elitist,” he joked, “but I actually think NAFTA was a pretty good thing because it reduced tariffs, and we created supply chains that were very efficient, with trusted allies to the north and south.” (On Meet the Press this morning, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent unequivocally defended the White House tariff policy, as he has been doing all week, playing down fears of a
recession and asserting that most Americans don’t pay attention to the “day-to-day fluctuations” in that market..)

Instead of creating a global “game of chicken,” the attorney suggested, Trump should have employed a more deliberate approach where trade negotiators sit in conference rooms for months and hash out a deal. Of course, that “requires some pointy-headed nattering nabobs with economics degrees, and it’s not glamorous, and you can’t flex your muscles, and it
takes time, and it’s complicated.” Conversely, he said, “tariff wars” result “in economic calamity where people, after they’ve been beaten up and bruised, come crawling back, and say, What have we done? Make it stop.” 

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He wondered about which path is best—the slow, steady, boring path to getting a trade deal, or the high-beta
path where you are hurting yourself as much as you are hurting your counterparty. “The trade deal—hard work, country by country, product by product, if need be—is the sensible way to go,” he said, “and that has been historically what’s created more free trade.” But that can’t be done quickly. And Trump doesn’t have the patience for a slow, boring negotiation. He wants the quick, high-beta fix. “I think they’re all viewing it that their clock is running out at the next midterms,” the
lawyer said, referring to Republicans, “and they’re probably right.”

In the meantime, what are investors to do amid a market meltdown? Since I don’t give
investment advice, I turned to someone who does: Jay Pelosky, the founder of TPW Advisory, an investment management firm founded on the principle that we’re now in a “tri-polar world,” consisting of Asia, Europe, and the Americas. (Jay is a longtime friend and Duke classmate. He was also a managing director and global strategist at Morgan Stanley for many years. Yes, last night’s loss was tough to stomach.) 

Among Jay’s big takeaways is that there has never been a better time to be “a global investor” given the “secular change” away from U.S. equities. Since 2009, there has been no better place to invest than the United States, particularly our tech industry. Since the inauguration, however, foreign markets have been on a tear, as investors rotate to equities overseas, particularly in Germany and China, both of which have the capacity to raise their fiscal
spending. Meanwhile, he thinks the U.S. will likely be heading into a recession with fewer fiscal and monetary tools available to combat it, given our high national debt, chronic budget deficits, and persistent inflation. Indeed, Jay thinks the Federal Reserve won’t be much help this time—“it’s in a box,” he said—because Trump’s tariffs will raise prices, putting pressure on Jay Powell to largely abandon the interest rate cuts the market has been expecting. The much ballyhooed
proclamation of “a soft landing,” he said, is pretty much kaput.

We also discussed the theory that Trump’s trade war is designed to generate enough revenue to extend his 2017 tax cuts, which expire this year. Bessent has estimated that the new tariffs will produce something like $600 billion a year, and $6 trillion over a decade—which theoretically might offset the
estimated $4.6 trillion-$5.5 trillion cost of Republicans’ tax plan. Whether the tariffs will actually generate the revenue needed to offset the tax cuts remains to be seen, of course. If the president’s Liberation Day announcement was simply an opening bid to force other countries to
drop their own tariffs, as many of Trump’s supporters on Wall Street hope, then Bessent’s $6 trillion will never materialize. So which is it, a temporary negotiating tactic or a long-term strategy to offset income taxes? Nobody knows.

On one level, Jay contended, it doesn’t matter: Republicans will control Congress until at least the end of 2026, time enough to get the tax bill extended. “It will have served this purpose,” he said. “Five, 10 years down the road, will it turn out to have
generated the money that it supposedly was going to generate? No, I mean, I think that’s highly unlikely.” But what the tariffs will do, he fears, since companies will face higher costs and suppressed demand, is increase the chances of a U.S. recession, as JPMorgan Chase and much of the rest of Wall Street now figure is more likely than not. 

And regardless of whether Trump backs off some of
his tariffs, the global damage will have been done. “All this stuff is playing out to the tri-polar world thesis, right?” Jay said. “Europe is integrating and becoming stronger. Asia is going to integrate and become stronger. We’re slapping 40 percent tariffs on Vietnam and Indonesia and everyone else. Our name is going to be mud in Asia. So all that does is just integrate Asia more aggressively, more quickly, with China at the center of it. Trump is an accelerant to the tri-polar world.”

Yet another, more disturbing, theory making the rounds on Wall Street posits that Trump’s tariffpalooza is designed to lower interest rates in the near term—the 10-year Treasury is now below 4 percent, mostly because of a proverbial “flight to quality”—so that it will be less costly to refinance the $6.5 trillion of U.S. government debt coming due in June. According to Bessent, each one-basis-point
reduction in the interest rate that the government pays on its debt saves $1 billion a year. So, you know, it may be worthwhile figuring out how to get interest rates lower if the Federal Reserve won’t play ball. That would put the country through a lot of pain, of course, just to get a reduction in annual interest expense. Is that really what’s going on here, or just another post-hoc rationalization for the gang that can’t shoot straight?

For fun, let’s give
Ray Dalio, the multibillionaire hedge fund manager, the final word on the current economic mess. Dalio, of course, is the highly opinionated founder of one of the world’s largest hedge funds, Bridgewater Associates. Like Pelosky, Dalio is an advocate for a “balanced” portfolio, across asset classes and geographies. And he seems almost giddy at the prospect of navigating the current storm. “Expect the ride ahead to produce some very big tests and shakeouts that will be great
tests of investors’ skills as the critically important monetary, domestic political, and international geopolitical orders are breaking down,” he wrote in a recent lengthy X post. “Frankly, I look forward to this challenge as it is during such challenging times in the game that the opportunities [to] make a big difference and distinguish oneself are the greatest.” To which I say to you all, Good night, and good luck.

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